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VCs are breathing down your neck to bring in more traffic. Your Media Metrix numbers are plunging because they “forgot” to include your biggest site in your consolidation. Customers are pissed because they aren’t getting enough exposure. Your sales staff is fuming because you don’t have enough impressions. Click Monkeys!!™ can solve all your problems!!!! Our off shore click farm can guarantee over 10 million new impressions per month and a million new unique visitors!! Click Here to read about our low cost traffic building programs!

ClickMonkeys sells a thousand page views per dollar– you just point them where you wish, they click away. ClickMonkeys is a Ukrainian company, yet located on a cargo ship in port in San Francisco, where they are not subject to U.S. law. So if your AdSense ads aren’t getting the clicks you desire, you can hire a team of monkeys to click around the clock until you’ve got a nice check from Google.

Yes, they are kidding– and anyone dumb enough should have their AdSense account banned immediately. Still, this makes for one hell of a joke. ClickMonkeys founder, Sidney Zwiebel, has founded some other obviously legit businesses like PetsForFood.

ClickMonkey’s whois tells another story, that of a man named Rick Sanchez, whose primary domain is BugEyedMonster.com, which… well… isn’t as funny as the other two. Still, thanks for the laugh Rick, give your monkeys a pet for the people at PartnerPerform.